Seldom Differ's Terrible Features
Each week comedy writers Matthew Skillington, John Patrick and Ryan Howes spin the "Feature Wheel" to see what game they’ll play, quiz they’ll struggle with, question they’ll answer or character they’ll meet. Play along at home with rejected by TV formats such as ‘How Long Do They Live For’, ‘Genuine or Johnuine’ and ‘What Tree Is Me?’. Remember, it’s not a feature unless it’s got a jingle (they’ve all got jingles).
Episodes
134 episodes
Ep 134: Nostalgia
This week we take a rose-tinted look back at the past with a nostalgia themed episode...
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Season 4
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Episode 26
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1:26:01
Ep 133: Jurassic Podcast
This week we go back in time and spend a podcast amongst the dinosaurs!Here are the links to Ryan's friend Robin's surfing dinosaur themed music as metioned / played on the podcast:
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Episode 25
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1:28:40
Ep 132: Horse Tranquilizer
This week we discuss the recent Great Ketamine Robbery and talk about Ketamine in general with very little experience or knowledge...
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Episode 24
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1:33:28
Ep 131: Halloween Special 2025
We're back for our 6th annual Halloween Special!We play Matt's new game show "The Price is Fright" and take a spooky visit to the archives in Yorkshire Sports (with host Dead Truman....)
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Episode 23
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1:36:02
Ep 130: Dragons' Den | with Simon Balch (Eggcup Entrepreneur)
This week, on it's 20 year anniversary, we deep dive into the iconic TV show Dragons' Den. We also meet "accidental CEO" of his own Egg Cup business, TV comedy writer, internet funnyman, but these days serious entrepreneur Simon Balch. You can ...
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Episode 22
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1:51:17
Ep 129: Theme Parks
After the very exciting news Universal Studios UK as been confirmed we talk in depth about that, plus all things UK theme parks and attractions... We also play classic feature "How Much Did It Go For?!?!"
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Episode 21
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1:27:48
Ep 128: The Great Maple Syrup Heist
This week we delve into Canada's Great Maple Syrup Heist... plus the long awaited return of classic feature Nat Bring Cole (or is it Not Bring Cole?)
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Episode 20
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1:32:01
Ep 127: Matt Saw 3 Aliens
In this episode Matt tells us about his recent encounter with 3 Aliens, and we try to get to the bottom of what it was he actually saw... maybe it was in fact 3 aliens... or maybe it was something even stranger... We also play a new feature cal...
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Episode 19
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1:43:22
Ep 126: Pie Special
This week we deepdive head first into the fascinating world of pies...
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Episode 18
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1:39:51
Ep 125: Darts Deep Dive
We're back! And this week we're jumping on the Darts hype bandwagon, just 5 months too late!
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Episode 17
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1:49:03
Ep 124: Christmas Special 2024
Welcome to our Christmas Special 2024 in which we invite to spend a full Terrible Christmas Day with us! Merry Christmas and thanks for all your support this year, we really do appreciate it! x
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Episode 16
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1:49:48
Ep 123: How To Rob A Bank
This week we take an in-depth look at the infamous Baker Street robbery of 1971, plus we play a D&D style adventure quest but about lager and fryups rather that wizards and pixies.
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Episode 15
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1:21:47
Ep 122: The Grate Cheese Robbery
This week we investigate the recent robbery of £300K's-worth of cheese from Neal's Yard, and we play a slick round of Robot or Coaster...
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Episode 14
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1:23:13
Ep 121: Through The Dragon's Eye (and rating snooker balls)
This week due to an accident at work* we were unable to record so instead we are releasing this episiode that was originally inteded to be Patreon only. In it we cover kids TV shows Balamory, Teletubbies & Through The Dragons Eye, we discus...
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Episode 13
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46:26
Ep 120: The Hackney Mole Man
This week we discuss the infamous Hackney Mole Man who spent years tunnelling under his East London mansion. Plus we listen to some sex eductation rap music from the 90s.
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Episode 12
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1:19:35
Ep 119: King Conker Cheating Scandal
This week we cover the breaking news story that 'King Conker' an 82 year old conker player has been accused of cheating in this years World Conker Championship after being found with a metal conker in his pocket!
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Episode 11
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1:25:12
Ep 118: Halloween Special 2024
We're back from the dead with our annual Halloween Special! And what a special this is... we have new tunes from Casino Paul and Kieron (Matt's cousin Kirsty's boyfriend), plus Matt tries to give Ryan and John Goosebumps live on air and we tria...
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Episode 10
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1:44:15
Ep 117: Banned in Schools
In this episode we cover a breaking news story from 2013 about triangular flapjacks being banned in schools for safety reasons... which leads to us discussing all the various items that would make up "bad boy arsenal" (things you were't allowed...
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Episode 9
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1:30:11
Ep 116: SELF ESTEEM (Rebecca Lucy Taylor) | Special Guest
Today it's Ryan's birthday and the lads have a few surprises up their sleeves... the main one being that our old friend, star of stage and screen Rebecca Lucy Taylor aka Self Esteem is a special guest! Don't worry if you're purely ...
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Episode 8
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1:36:14
Ep 115: Charity Shops
This week we talk charity shops, carboot sales and all things like that. Plus the return of YORKHIRE SPORTS!
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Episode 7
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1:39:14
Ep 114: Scoff The Lot!
This week Matt thinks he might have eaten glass, so we discuss some of the weirdest things that have ever been eatern - by us and also globally / historically. Plus Matt trials his new feature "Scoff The Lot!", mainly because we all like saying...
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Episode 6
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1:28:02
Ep 113: Noughties Indie
It's 20 years since Keane's album Hopes and Fears was released so to celebrate we deepdive into 00s indie music - the music that soundtracked our youth... Plus Ryan reveals his new feature 'Robot or Coaster' which features a VERY sexy jingle......
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Episode 5
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1:40:55
Ep 112: The World's Oldest Dog Scandal
This week we investigate the story of the Guiness World Record holding oldest dog who has been recently stripped of his title! I can't remember what else happens as we recorded it a while back but I'm sure we play a feature or two as well!
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Episode 4
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1:39:10
Ep 111: Cancelled Confectionery
BREAKING NEWS! The Breakaway Bar has been officially axed! We discuss this and chat more generally around the subject of discontinued confectionery. Plus we have a game of bonefide classic feature "How Long Does It Live For"....
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Episode 3
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1:32:03
Ep 110: Lou Taylor (Special Guest)
Our guest today is Lou Taylor. Lou is a stand-up comedian, comedy writer and actor. She is a Funny Women Semi-Finalist, made the BBC New Comedy Awards shortlist 2023 and won a Heat Magazine award for her online sketch series "90s Girls". ...
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Episode 2
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