Seldom Differ's Terrible Features
Each week comedy writers Matthew Skillington, John Patrick and Ryan Howes spin the "Feature Wheel" to see what game they’ll play, quiz they’ll struggle with, question they’ll answer or character they’ll meet. Play along at home with rejected by TV formats such as ‘How Long Do They Live For’, ‘Genuine or Johnuine’ and ‘What Tree Is Me?’. Remember, it’s not a feature unless it’s got a jingle (they’ve all got jingles).
Episodes
124 episodes
Ep 124: Christmas Special 2024
Welcome to our Christmas Special 2024 in which we invite to spend a full Terrible Christmas Day with us! Merry Christmas and thanks for all your support this year, we really do appreciate it! x
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Season 4
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Episode 16
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1:49:48
Ep 123: How To Rob A Bank
This week we take an in-depth look at the infamous Baker Street robbery of 1971, plus we play a D&D style adventure quest but about lager and fryups rather that wizards and pixies.
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Season 4
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Episode 15
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1:21:47
Ep 122: The Grate Cheese Robbery
This week we investigate the recent robbery of £300K's-worth of cheese from Neal's Yard, and we play a slick round of Robot or Coaster...
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Season 4
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Episode 14
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1:23:13
Ep 121: Through The Dragon's Eye (and rating snooker balls)
This week due to an accident at work* we were unable to record so instead we are releasing this episiode that was originally inteded to be Patreon only. In it we cover kids TV shows Balamory, Teletubbies & Through The Dragons Eye, we discus...
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Season 4
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Episode 13
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46:26
Ep 120: The Hackney Mole Man
This week we discuss the infamous Hackney Mole Man who spent years tunnelling under his East London mansion. Plus we listen to some sex eductation rap music from the 90s.
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Season 4
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Episode 12
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1:19:35
Ep 119: King Conker Cheating Scandal
This week we cover the breaking news story that 'King Conker' an 82 year old conker player has been accused of cheating in this years World Conker Championship after being found with a metal conker in his pocket!
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Season 4
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Episode 11
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1:25:12
Ep 118: Halloween Special 2024
We're back from the dead with our annual Halloween Special! And what a special this is... we have new tunes from Casino Paul and Kieron (Matt's cousin Kirsty's boyfriend), plus Matt tries to give Ryan and John Goosebumps live on air and we tria...
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Season 4
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Episode 10
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1:44:15
Ep 117: Banned in Schools
In this episode we cover a breaking news story from 2013 about triangular flapjacks being banned in schools for safety reasons... which leads to us discussing all the various items that would make up "bad boy arsenal" (things you were't allowed...
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Season 4
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Episode 9
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1:30:34
Ep 116: SELF ESTEEM (Rebecca Lucy Taylor) | Special Guest
Today it's Ryan's birthday and the lads have a few surprises up their sleeves... the main one being that our old friend, star of stage and screen Rebecca Lucy Taylor aka Self Esteem is a special guest! Don't worry if you're purely ...
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Season 4
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Episode 8
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1:36:37
Ep 115: Charity Shops
This week we talk charity shops, carboot sales and all things like that. Plus the return of YORKHIRE SPORTS!
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Season 4
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Episode 7
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1:39:37
Ep 114: Scoff The Lot!
This week Matt thinks he might have eaten glass, so we discuss some of the weirdest things that have ever been eatern - by us and also globally / historically. Plus Matt trials his new feature "Scoff The Lot!", mainly because we all like saying...
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Season 4
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Episode 6
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1:28:25
Ep 113: Noughties Indie
It's 20 years since Keane's album Hopes and Fears was released so to celebrate we deepdive into 00s indie music - the music that soundtracked our youth... Plus Ryan reveals his new feature 'Robot or Coaster' which features a VERY sexy jingle......
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Season 4
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Episode 5
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1:41:18
Ep 112: The World's Oldest Dog Scandal
This week we investigate the story of the Guiness World Record holding oldest dog who has been recently stripped of his title! I can't remember what else happens as we recorded it a while back but I'm sure we play a feature or two as well!
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Season 4
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Episode 4
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1:39:34
Ep 111: Cancelled Confectionery
BREAKING NEWS! The Breakaway Bar has been officially axed! We discuss this and chat more generally around the subject of discontinued confectionery. Plus we have a game of bonefide classic feature "How Long Does It Live For"....
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Season 4
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Episode 3
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1:32:26
Ep 110: Lou Taylor (Special Guest)
Our guest today is Lou Taylor. Lou is a stand-up comedian, comedy writer and actor. She is a Funny Women Semi-Finalist, made the BBC New Comedy Awards shortlist 2023 and won a Heat Magazine award for her online sketch series "90s Girls". ...
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Season 4
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Episode 2
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1:42:37
Ep 109: Back to the Features
We kick off Series 4 of Terrible Features with an over-complicated time travel plot I still don't fully understand before settling in with some vintage features, including What Tree Is Me? and Velcro or Laces... welcome back... to the features!...
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Season 4
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Episode 1
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1:37:27
Ep 108: Christmas Bonus
SURPRISE! Here's an extra little Christmas Bonus episode for all you Terrible Fans... Matt and Ryan look back at the novelty Christmas Number 1's of the 90s and reveal their own attempts at Christmas Number 1. Plus we deepdive into...
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Season 3
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Episode 32
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1:55:36
Ep 107: Halloween Special 4
It's that time of year again, so turn out the lights, get uncomfortable and enjoy our 4th annual Halloween special...
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Season 3
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Episode 31
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2:10:12
Ep 106: Fads & Crazes
This week we look into the world of fads and crazes, from the Macarena to the Harlem Shake... plus we head to the archives for a new episode of Yorkshire Sports and hear about the thankfully now illegal sport of Yorkshire Bull Fighting...
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Season 3
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Episode 30
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1:17:11
Ep 105: Mind Control
This week we talk psychic's, mind control, and all things like that, plus we have a game of Back to the Feature...
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Season 3
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Episode 29
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1:15:51
Ep 104: Talk to the Animals
This week we explore how animals might sound if they could speak human English... and more importantly what they might say. Plus read read some ice cold letters and quite a toxic text, before playing a round of The Magic Shop...
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Season 3
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Episode 28
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1:39:05
Ep 103: Cadbury's Flakegate
This week we discuss the scandal involving a recent batch of Cadbury's flakes being too flakey! We also uncover a bootleg recording of Pete Doherty trying to become the face of Fanta, and Ryan makes his own Fanta jingle in the style of The Libe...
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Season 3
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Episode 27
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1:20:58
Ep 102: The A.I. Special
This week in a bold experiment we let AI app Chat GPT plan the episode... the results are fascinating...
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Season 3
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Episode 26
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1:58:23
Ep 101: Robbie Cumming (BBC4's Canal Boat Diaries) | Special Guest
This week's guest is the brilliant Robbie Cumming - star of BBC4's Canal Boat Diaries.Robbie is a narrowboater, presenter, filmmaker and musician. To date Robbie has filmed and edited over 120 YouTube vlogs, composed thre...
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Season 3
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Episode 25
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1:29:16